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GOD i haven't listened to Green Day for so long. Oh, yeah....mmm....good. *do not mistake sounds as being sex-related*. pahaha. However, incidentally, i'm listennig to Long View at the moment. HAHAHAHAH. If you don't know what it's about, i ain't gonna tell ya.

Well. That's it. They're done. Over. Badaboom. Weekend here i come.

I've been thinking about changing my blog title "badaboom badabang* because i think that's what Mr Collins says in the Bollywood version of Pride and Prejudice, Bride and Prejudice. Lizzy looked horrified when he said it. I shall chew over ideas for new titles.

OMG. We had chemistry today, right? We were in sumner top level, the prep section annexed to the building. We were, say, 20 minutes into the exam when...
BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BANG CLASH CLASH CLASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The little beggars, those snot-snosed, dirty-pawed, smelly-bummed little guttersnipes sounded like they were pounding away at a drum the size of canada with fists the diameter of an elephants rear. And it didn't stop. Oh, no. it must have gone on for TEN FRICKIN MINUTES. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW INFUMED I WAS. I WANTED TO STRANGLE THEIR SCRAWNY CHICKEN NECKS UNTIL THEY WERE BLUE IN THE FACE.
Fletcher went down to tell them to shut it. Even when she came back they were still at it. Ah, whatername...Isabonne, that's right, she stuck her head out the window and hollered "SHUT UP!!" For once, i agreed with her.

It did stop, eventually. Thank God. No respect. NO respect.

GOOD GRIEF. THERE IS NO END TO MY OUTRAGE TODAY.
I've just been reading the TV guide (am i going to submit myself to tv's brain-cell stealing embrace TONIGHT) and you should see some of the programmes on. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO TV? HOW DID IT GET SO TERRIBLE? *kate shudders with disgust*
let me read you one.
9:30 channel seven.
Trinny and Susannah undress the nation.
"Trinny and Susannah help women wo are failing to dress their age, whether dressing too old or to young."
DOOOO IIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE??????????????????
No. No, i do not.

Right. I'm going to get out my Black Books Series 3 DVD and watch something WORTH THE WHILE.

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