www.goodquotes.com
very, very funny. Especially the mistranslations section. Let me show you some of my faves.
GGAAAARRRR!!! what the hell??? it isn't working. What do you mean " this page cannot be displayed? Cannot find server?" damn. well. shall try again later.
10 mins later.
yay! ok, here we go.
- Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
- In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
- In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below
- In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
- In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
- On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
- Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
- Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all directions.
- Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
- Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases.
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
gotta love em.
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